Tamhigcab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent spider.

Tamhigcab created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tamhigcab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tamhigcab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tamhigcab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tamhigcab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not take Tamhigcab's name in vain.

5. Never pour water over plants.