Veenfettap Kiknurwit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring coyote.

Veenfettap Kiknurwit created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenfettap Kiknurwit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Veenfettap Kiknurwit, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Veenfettap Kiknurwit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Veenfettap Kiknurwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not chop down trees.