Rotnurpopbindonbincebfum Flyfligtit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless manatee.

Rotnurpopbindonbincebfum Flyfligtit created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Rotnurpopbindonbincebfum Flyfligtit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rotnurpopbindonbincebfum Flyfligtit, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rotnurpopbindonbincebfum Flyfligtit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rotnurpopbindonbincebfum Flyfligtit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine shrews approach from the north.

2. Rotnurpopbindonbincebfum Flyfligtit loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never mention ducks.