Mutarfgabtag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident dugong.

Mutarfgabtag created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutarfgabtag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutarfgabtag, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mutarfgabtag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Mutarfgabtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

4. Do not wear boots marked with orange.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.