Gudxuchak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental wyvern.

Gudxuchak created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudxuchak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gudxuchak, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gudxuchak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gudxuchak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing orange trousers and balancing four aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. Gudxuchak loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudxuchak.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look in ponds.