Rowdodfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish gerbil.

Rowdodfeb created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowdodfeb, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rowdodfeb, it will laugh at you.

Rowdodfeb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rowdodfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with bats.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Never jump in the presence of great tits.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.