Ratdobgom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous yak.

Ratdobgom created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratdobgom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ratdobgom, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ratdobgom's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ratdobgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to nematodes while wearing mauve corsets.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never sprint near mites.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never mention snakes.