Weefutbot Vabmobflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic fish.

Weefutbot Vabmobflig created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weefutbot Vabmobflig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Weefutbot Vabmobflig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Weefutbot Vabmobflig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Weefutbot Vabmobflig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Weefutbot Vabmobflig on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Always wear pink.