Pogmitfot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane duck.

Pogmitfot created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogmitfot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pogmitfot, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pogmitfot's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pogmitfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four horses in a large pit.

2. You must pray to Pogmitfot eight times a day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pogmitfot.