Farratster is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish armadillo.

Farratster created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farratster, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Farratster, it will turn you into a worm.

Farratster's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Farratster's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing black rings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your back.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat green fruit.