Wodkopbell is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm crane.

Wodkopbell created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodkopbell, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wodkopbell, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wodkopbell's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wodkopbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never feed lots of limes to seals while wearing cyan ear rings.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Wodkopbell in the centre of the settlement.