Farnrakraw is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tiresome fairy.

Farnrakraw created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnrakraw, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Farnrakraw, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Farnrakraw's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Farnrakraw's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Farnrakraw six times a day.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Never sit in holy places.