Bagcabnill is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective hare.

Bagcabnill created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagcabnill, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bagcabnill, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bagcabnill's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bagcabnill's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed aubergines to bats while wearing shoes.

3. Bagcabnill must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Never eat bark.