Getmeglop Fudditort is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic lobster.

Getmeglop Fudditort created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getmeglop Fudditort, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getmeglop Fudditort, it will turn you into a mole.

Getmeglop Fudditort's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Getmeglop Fudditort's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Never sing near eagles.

3. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

4. Always store bread above ground.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Getmeglop Fudditort in the centre of the settlement.