Yatjambutgedlapcissged is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable ferret.

Yatjambutgedlapcissged created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatjambutgedlapcissged, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yatjambutgedlapcissged, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yatjambutgedlapcissged's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yatjambutgedlapcissged's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed lots of tomatoes to mice while wearing fawn hats.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Yatjambutgedlapcissged must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Yatjambutgedlapcissged in the centre of the settlement.