Yatthatstan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, quiet whale.

Yatthatstan created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatthatstan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yatthatstan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yatthatstan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yatthatstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Yatthatstan on top of all buildings.