Dodstiktetti is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able mole.

Dodstiktetti created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodstiktetti, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dodstiktetti, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dodstiktetti's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dodstiktetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing children.

2. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.