Armcibnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous octopus.

Armcibnutt created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armcibnutt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Armcibnutt, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Armcibnutt's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Armcibnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.