Budtarwot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, moody wolf.

Budtarwot created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budtarwot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Budtarwot, he will have a low opinion of you.

Budtarwot's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Budtarwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Budtarwot's name in vain.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Worship no other gods but Budtarwot.