Pagjighas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced spider.

Pagjighas created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagjighas, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pagjighas, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pagjighas' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pagjighas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Never feed melons to turtles while wearing mauve hats.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Never think about special relativity near doves while wearing magenta trousers and balancing five copper spheres on your back.