Armnurltom is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, cheerful whale.

Armnurltom created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armnurltom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Armnurltom, she will not care at all.

Armnurltom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Armnurltom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near porpoises while wearing blue corsets and balancing five carbon spheres on your back.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.