Podnurtdub is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, proud horse.

Podnurtdub created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Podnurtdub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Podnurtdub, it will destroy your favourite star.

Podnurtdub's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Podnurtdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat limes.