Renfotsab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, effective ant.

Renfotsab created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renfotsab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Renfotsab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Renfotsab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Renfotsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Run away if eight sharks approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.