Tipdubflag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, almighty dove.

Tipdubflag created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipdubflag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tipdubflag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tipdubflag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tipdubflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide from red tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tipdubflag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tipdubflag on top of all buildings.

5. Do not keep six badgers in a large pit.