Ciplagapp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy cow.

Ciplagapp created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Ciplagapp, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ciplagapp, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ciplagapp's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ciplagapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Never feed pineapples to ducks while wearing ear rings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.