Satbudham is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tranquil lion.

Satbudham created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satbudham, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Satbudham, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Satbudham's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Satbudham's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not keep five swans in a large pit.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never jump in holy places.