Zogstigwot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing seal.

Zogstigwot created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Zogstigwot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zogstigwot, he will destroy your favourite star.

Zogstigwot's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zogstigwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet trousers.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Do not run in public.