Stipspagmobnar Yarbosscit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, prudent pigeon.

Stipspagmobnar Yarbosscit created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipspagmobnar Yarbosscit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stipspagmobnar Yarbosscit, she will not care at all.

Stipspagmobnar Yarbosscit's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Stipspagmobnar Yarbosscit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near turtles while wearing mauve scarves.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing green corsets and balancing seven silicon spheres on your chest.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Do not hurt swans.