Quimpadlim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-assured walrus.

Quimpadlim created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimpadlim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quimpadlim, she will turn you into a puffin.

Quimpadlim's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Quimpadlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear dresses.