Hablitxen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, able zebra.

Hablitxen created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hablitxen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hablitxen, it will torture you forever.

Hablitxen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hablitxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Respect your elders.