Larpyamgut is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, clever butterfly.

Larpyamgut created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpyamgut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Larpyamgut, it will turn you into a puffin.

Larpyamgut's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Larpyamgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of mites.

2. Larpyamgut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect eight iron sculptures of Larpyamgut on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about gravity.