Pomnuryik is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable cat.

Pomnuryik created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomnuryik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pomnuryik, it will throw large rocks at you.

Pomnuryik's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pomnuryik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Hide if three rats approach from the south.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.