Ripdotrotapp is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm hyena.

Ripdotrotapp created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Ripdotrotapp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ripdotrotapp, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ripdotrotapp's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ripdotrotapp's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Always look after injured shrews.