Fudditgep is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving hare.

Fudditgep created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudditgep, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fudditgep, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fudditgep's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fudditgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fudditgep.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.