Natzedneg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful naga.

Natzedneg created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Natzedneg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Natzedneg, it will laugh at you.

Natzedneg's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Natzedneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Run away from green moths, for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Natzedneg's name in vain.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.