Quamsugjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-confident crow.

Quamsugjarn created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamsugjarn, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quamsugjarn, he will turn you into a frog.

Quamsugjarn's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Quamsugjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four pigs approach from the east.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never eat bark.