Cipsterfudmadtittonyattlam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured hare.

Cipsterfudmadtittonyattlam created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipsterfudmadtittonyattlam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipsterfudmadtittonyattlam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cipsterfudmadtittonyattlam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cipsterfudmadtittonyattlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Run away if four goats approach from the west.

5. Never wear trousers.