Dumflapnartkon Cudtarfigzakleghamnill is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy skunk.

Dumflapnartkon Cudtarfigzakleghamnill created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumflapnartkon Cudtarfigzakleghamnill, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dumflapnartkon Cudtarfigzakleghamnill, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dumflapnartkon Cudtarfigzakleghamnill's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dumflapnartkon Cudtarfigzakleghamnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to manatees while wearing hats.

2. Never feed melons to pigs while wearing violet kilts.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.