Ponbutgon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish goose.

Ponbutgon created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponbutgon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ponbutgon, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ponbutgon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ponbutgon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponbutgon loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.