Artbotvon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciful dryad.

Artbotvon created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artbotvon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Artbotvon, she will turn you into a tree.

Artbotvon's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Artbotvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Artbotvon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about nebulae.