Vabparkbot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome meerkat.

Vabparkbot created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vabparkbot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vabparkbot, he will think nothing of it.

Vabparkbot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vabparkbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.