Sityimgof is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, sapient
chinchilla.
Sityimgof created light seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sityimgof, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Sityimgof, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Sityimgof's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Sityimgof's Holy Commandments1. Never eat spinach.
2. You must never eat wheat.
3. Never wear shirts.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not take Sityimgof's name in vain.