Zanzagpin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish crocodile.

Zanzagpin created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanzagpin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zanzagpin, she will turn you into a worm.

Zanzagpin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Zanzagpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away if three otters approach from the west.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Put Zanzagpin first in all things.