Zigfatfub is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless coyote.

Zigfatfub created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigfatfub, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zigfatfub, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zigfatfub's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Zigfatfub's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.