Bellhitfob is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous beaver.

Bellhitfob created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bellhitfob, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bellhitfob, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bellhitfob's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bellhitfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bellhitfob.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.