Rotbeglad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, merciless squirrel.

Rotbeglad created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotbeglad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rotbeglad, it will torture you forever.

Rotbeglad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rotbeglad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide from yellow doves for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not sit in public.