Gublinwod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered zebra.

Gublinwod created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gublinwod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gublinwod, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gublinwod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gublinwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the east.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.