Xenhaknull is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud fly.

Xenhaknull created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenhaknull, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xenhaknull, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xenhaknull's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Xenhaknull's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Xenhaknull on top of important buildings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never run near mice.