Bigdapget is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, flying
elephant.
Bigdapget created dark energy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Bigdapget, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bigdapget, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Bigdapget's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Bigdapget's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bigdapget.
2. Never talk about planets.
3. Never eat strawberries.
4. Hide from white rats for they are unholy.
5. Worship no other gods but Bigdapget.