Gadgebgat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered turtle.

Gadgebgat created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Gadgebgat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gadgebgat, she will turn you into a frog.

Gadgebgat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gadgebgat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Gadgebgat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help horses in need.