Yokcingabgov is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, selfish wren.

Yokcingabgov created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokcingabgov, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yokcingabgov, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yokcingabgov's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Yokcingabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Yokcingabgov must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide from red tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.