Pibmiftan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy fly.

Pibmiftan created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Pibmiftan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pibmiftan, it will not care at all.

Pibmiftan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Pibmiftan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to dogs while wearing tights.

2. Pibmiftan loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Erect six gold sculptures of Pibmiftan on top of important buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.