Larngatyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, loving chinchilla.

Larngatyarp created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larngatyarp, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larngatyarp, it will laugh at you.

Larngatyarp's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Larngatyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larngatyarp.

2. Larngatyarp loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to dolphins while wearing mauve corsets.

5. Feed all hungry cats.