Queegnabvid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, grumpy jackal.

Queegnabvid created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegnabvid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Queegnabvid, he will think nothing of it.

Queegnabvid's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Queegnabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray coats.

2. Worship no other gods but Queegnabvid.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Run away if seven foxes approach from the south.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.