Bimmeghon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, boastful butterfly.

Bimmeghon created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimmeghon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimmeghon, she will turn you into a rat.

Bimmeghon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bimmeghon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always stare at clouds.